How to get more hits for your blog
1 - Write a title that says "How to get more hits for your blog" so it'll get picked up by search engines;
2 - Give out self-evident advice, like Post more often, the more you post the more visitors you're likely to get;
3 - Give out contradictory pieces of advice that annul each other, like Write what other people want to read, not what you want to express... But! Feel really excited about it, people really respond to enthusiasm!
4 - Say something vague, like Try to make good posts, and they will come. As opposed to what you've been doing.
5 - Tell people to join BlogExplosion type of scams, where people pledge to visit each other's blogs. Who needs self-respect, when you can have lots more visitors who only show up out of duty, or so you will visit them back? Getting hits is all that matters. Or better still, manipulate your own site meter manually, so you get exactly the amount of hits you desire each day, given to you by the person who loves you the most: yourself. Eliminate the middle man, I say!
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