If Rednecks Ruled the World, We'd All Have Happy Hemorroids.

"Are you SERIOUS? "

"What's that?"

"Now THAT is a blog post waiting to happen."

"???"

"Okay...ummm...you know those potty chairs that you buy for old people to sit on to make it easier for them to use the toilet?"

"...yeah?"

"Those people have one in their front yard using it as lawn furniture."

(Insert laughter.)

"Seriously. It was like (motioning in a circle) ...lawn chair...lawn chair...lawn chair....geriatric potty chair."

(In best redneck accent): "Grandma ain't usin' it anymore...can't let it go to waste."

(In same painstaking accent): "I paid $35.00 for that chair and I'm gonna git my money's worth out of this daggone thing."

"You know...you gotta hand it to 'em. Rednecks really are the BEST recyclers."