So funny. I don't know many churches of any denomination that would actually invite Maxine to their church with her fowl mouth, bad attitude and disgusting habits. But JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES WOULD DAGNABIT.Many of you may think things of this nature offend us "Jehovah's" as we are commonly referred to; however, truth be known--most of us find things like this hilarious. Just because we follow the Bible does not mean that we do not have a sense of humor, folks. God definitely has a sense of humor. I mean...look around.
What's ironic is that many ppl call Jehovah's Witnesses a cult. This is why most people slam the door in our faces. (Which...btw...if you just say, "No thank you, I'm not interested," we really will leave. I promise that we will not try to break down your door, peep in your windows, or follow you to church to be certain you really ARE Baptist.)
Technically, a cult is a group of people that seclude themselves from society and worship / follow a man as if he were actually Jesus Christ himself. (Sidenote: Jesus never asked to be worshipped either.) Truth be known...we invite everyone...as Maxine here proves. You can hardly say that a group of people that knock on strangers' doors to invite them to share in a scripture are secluding themselves from society, right? And the fact that we don't even have a designated preacher is besides the point.
Well there are those things...and the fact that we don't ask anyone to drink "Holy Lemonade" to follow us to the "Promised Land".
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