I'm Still Sticking with Crackhead.

M: “Okay. THAT girl really does look like a crackhead.”
C: “She’s not. She’s always looked that way.”
M: “Oooooooooh. I see. You know the crackhead.”
C: “She looks just like her mother. But she isn’t a crackhead...she’s inbred.”

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